Lomz Fantasy Footy Season 05/06


FA cup 2005/06

See last years results here

Final Results!

After a titanic battle across space and time, with a crazy car chases through downtown LA ending with a punchup on top of a mountain (all for the sake of 40) - we have our FA cup winner. Valiant effort from pais, but lets face it you werent good enough!

GARY FULLBROOK

Kirstens Kickers

FC Rabo Grande
Kevin Paiser
Team #31Value: 40.0m
poscodenameclubvalScore
GK038ReinaLIV4.0m0
DF121MellbergAST2.5m8
DF134CunninghamBIR2.0m8
DF199Del HornoCHE4.0m0
DF390A FerdinandWHM1.5m13
MF576Danny MurphyCHA3.0m0
MF588LampardCHE8.0m3
MF767BullardWIG1.0m3
ST802HenryARS8.0m8
ST826DickovBLA3.5m0
ST883Andrew ColeMCY2.5m0
Points scored in the Final: 43
Vs.
Kirstens Kickers
Gary Fullbrook
Team #41Value: 40.0m
poscodenameclubvalScore
GK025CechCHE5.5m0
DF245CarragherLIV5.5m3
DF263MillsMCY1.5m0
DF278R FerdinandMAN5.5m21
DF390A FerdinandWHM1.5m13
MF517Steven DavisAST2.5m2
MF641BartonMCY2.5m0
MF757BenayounWHM1.5m7
ST842D BentCHA3.0m3
ST889RooneyMAN5.5m5
ST929DefoeTOT5.5m0
Points scored in the Final: 54


Final Standings

Winner!
Kirstens Kickers (Gary Fullbrook)
Runner Up!
FC Rabo Grande (Kevin Paiser)
Eliminated in Semi Finals
Thunderbirds are Go! (Ben Daish)
Aaaaye Magpie! (Chris Deane)
Eliminated in Quarter Finals
Rob Schneider is.... a legend! (Sunny Brar)
Carlito Cool's Jabronis (Waheed Iqbal)
One Skin... Two Skin... Three Skin... (Adam Smith)
Miguels Team (Miguel)
Eliminated in 3rd round
Six Past Norwich (Robert Turner)
Damn it to the Bowels of Bloody Hell! (Peter Webb)
You cant see me (Callum Fullbrook)
Its all about Terry and Lampard!! (Chris Matthews)
Joes Team 3 (Joe Clark)
AFC Villa Real (Phil Higgs)
Rock 'n' Roll Stars (Adam Goff)
Renford Rejects (Phil Higgs)
Eliminated in second round
Freakin Sweet XI (James Tombs)
Big Jons Team (Jon Guy)
HMS Dildo (Sunny Brar)
Master of Puppets (Peter Aylward)
Cant Touch us (Ben Carter)
Smithy's Schmucks XI (Chris Smith)
The Four Horsemen (Kevin Spencer)
A.C Camp (Kevin Paiser)
Real Marica (Kevin Paiser)
Reign in Blood (Peter Webb)
Seasons in the Abyss (Peter Webb)
Le Cocknocker Sportiv (Robert Turner)
What Ever You Do... Do Not Go all In On The First Hand! (Chris Matthews)
The Four Horsemen (Joe Clark)
Joes Team 2 (Joe Clark)
Clarkies Classics (Phil Clarke)
Eliminated in first round
Kiss My Chuddies FC (James Tombs)
Once You Pop, you can't Stop! (Ben Daish)
You're my boy, Blue! (Mark Carter)
Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and... Dodge (Mark Carter)
The Downward Spiral (Peter Aylward)
Van da mans XI (Tom Bray)
Tom's Legend XI (Tom Bray)
Ben's Super XI (Ben Carter)
Lampard's XI (Ben Carter)
The Most Legendary Team in the World EVER! (Chris Smith)
Swifty's Legends (Chris Smith)
Offence Wins Games, Defence Wins Championships (Kevin Spencer)
New Evolution (Kevin Spencer)
Carlito's 2nd String (Waheed Iqbal)
Carlito's 3rd String (Waheed Iqbal)
Morning Wood (Chris Deane)
Sign Your Pitty On the Runnin' Kine (Chris Deane)
Kirstens Kickers (Gary Fullbrook)
Sporting Booners (Robert Turner)
The Glory Days (Adam Smith)
Ooooh Bungle FC (Adam Smith)
Mix 'N' Match (Chris Matthews)
Los "Nut... Don't think I have forgotten you owe me 5 for poker!" Galacticos (Phil Higgs)
Woodley Sharks (Gary Brown)
Team Ole (Kiranpal Sall)
Fat Foot (Michelle Ang)
3 Men and a little budget (Louise Merkel)
Ades Team (Ade Podbury)
Amandas Team (Amanda Podbury)
The Runners Up (Mick Tombs)
Arrans Team (Arran Wells)
Bens Team (Ben Trinder)
Did not Qualify
I Love Gooooooooold! (James Tombs)
Mr Bens Waitrose Allstars ride again (Ben Daish)
Ron Burgundy XI (Sunny Brar)
Its so Damn Hot.. Milk was a bad choice (Mark Carter)
Deep in the Hole (Peter Aylward)
Toms Gunners (Tom Bray)

Semi Final Results!

Semi Final Results

Aaaaye Magpie! (Chris Deane)32vs.52FC Rabo Grande (Kevin Paiser)
Thunderbirds are Go! (Ben Daish)56vs.69Kirstens Kickers (Gary Fullbrook)

Quarter Final Results!

Quarter Final Results

Miguels Team (Miguel)46vs.53FC Rabo Grande (Kevin Paiser)
Rob Schneider is.... a legend! (Sunny Brar)52vs.62Kirstens Kickers (Gary Fullbrook)
Carlito Cool's Jabronis (Waheed Iqbal)67vs.84Thunderbirds are Go! (Ben Daish)
One Skin... Two Skin... Three Skin... (Adam Smith)25vs.31Aaaaye Magpie! (Chris Deane)

Third Round Results!

Third Round Results

Miguels Team (Miguel)38vs.32Its all about Terry and Lampard!! (Chris Matthews)
FC Rabo Grande (Kevin Paiser)41vs.18Renford Rejects (Phil Higgs)
Joes Team 3 (Joe Clark)32vs.35One Skin... Two Skin... Three Skin... (Adam Smith)
Kirstens Kickers (Gary Fullbrook)44vs.18Rock 'n' Roll Stars (Adam Goff)
Aaaaye Magpie! (Chris Deane)32vs.30Six Past Norwich (Robert Turner)
AFC Villa Real (Phil Higgs)17vs.41Thunderbirds are Go! (Ben Daish)
Damn it to the Bowels of Bloody Hell! (Peter Webb)24vs.26Rob Schneider is.... a legend! (Sunny Brar)
You cant see me (Callum Fullbrook)23vs.43Carlito Cool's Jabronis (Waheed Iqbal)

Managers eliminated: Tom Bray, Gary Brown, Kiranpal Sall, Louise Merkel, Michelle Ang, Mick Tombs, Ade Podbury, Amanda Podbury, Mark Carter, James Tombs, Ben Carter, Chris Smith, Phil Clarke, Kevin Spencer, Jon Guy, Peter Aylward, Callum Fullbrook, Adam Goff, Peter Webb, Phil Higgs, Chris Matthews, Robert Turner, Joe Clark. Better luck next time!


Second Round Results!

Second Round Results

Rock 'n' Roll Stars (Adam Goff)49vs.44A.C Camp (Kevin Paiser)
Rob Schneider is.... a legend! (Sunny Brar)63vs.33HMS Dildo (Sunny Brar)
Damn it to the Bowels of Bloody Hell! (Peter Webb)48vs.40Freakin Sweet XI (James Tombs)
Miguels Team (Miguel)69vs.57Cant Touch us (Ben Carter)
Carlito Cool's Jabronis (Waheed Iqbal)50vs.44Seasons in the Abyss (Peter Webb)
What Ever You Do... Do Not Go all In On The First Hand! (Chris Matthews)42vs.69Its all about Terry and Lampard!! (Chris Matthews)
Smithy's Schmucks XI (Chris Smith)34vs.53You cant see me (Callum Fullbrook)
Reign in Blood (Peter Webb)39vs.58Joes Team 3 (Joe Clark)
Joes Team 2 (Joe Clark)13vs.41Six Past Norwich (Robert Turner)
Renford Rejects (Phil Higgs)61vs.52Real Marica (Kevin Paiser)
Thunderbirds are Go! (Ben Daish)36vs.25Clarkies Classics (Phil Clarke)
The Four Horsemen (Kevin Spencer)53vs.95FC Rabo Grande (Kevin Paiser)
AFC Villa Real (Phil Higgs)51vs.50The Four Horsemen (Joe Clark)
Kirstens Kickers (Gary Fullbrook)51vs.18Big Jons Team (Jon Guy)
Master of Puppets (Peter Aylward)40vs.62One Skin... Two Skin... Three Skin... (Adam Smith)
Aaaaye Magpie! (Chris Deane)54vs.51Le Cocknocker Sportiv (Robert Turner)

First Round Results!

Here are the results of the FA cup first round. There were definitely a few upsets as you will see...

First Round Results

Lampard's XI (Ben Carter)63vs.66Carlito Cool's Jabronis (Waheed Iqbal)
Master of Puppets (Peter Aylward)56vs.38Fat Foot (Michelle Ang)
Rob Schneider is.... a legend! (Sunny Brar)39vs.17New Evolution (Kevin Spencer)
The Four Horsemen (Kevin Spencer)50vs.34Bens Team (Ben Trinder)
Reign in Blood (Peter Webb)54vs.26Amandas Team (Amanda Podbury)
Los "Nut... Don't think I have forgotten you owe me 5 for poker!" Galacticos (Phil Higgs)62vs.66Freakin Sweet XI (James Tombs)
Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and... Dodge (Mark Carter)31vs.56Aaaaye Magpie! (Chris Deane)
Ooooh Bungle FC (Adam Smith)52vs.71Rock 'n' Roll Stars (Adam Goff)
Callums Casuals (Gary Fullbrook)34vs.36FC Rabo Grande (Kevin Paiser)
Sign Your Pitty On the Runnin' Kine (Chris Deane)36vs.48Real Marica (Kevin Paiser)
You cant see me (Callum Fullbrook)64vs.473 Men and a little budget (Louise Merkel)
Team Ole (Kiranpal Sall)45vs.55AFC Villa Real (Phil Higgs)
Van da mans XI (Tom Bray)24vs.32The Four Horsemen (Joe Clark)
Kirstens Kickers (Gary Fullbrook)49vs.47Woodley Sharks (Gary Brown)
Carlito's 3rd String (Waheed Iqbal)52vs.62Damn it to the Bowels of Bloody Hell! (Peter Webb)
The Glory Days (Adam Smith)43vs.63Its all about Terry and Lampard!! (Chris Matthews)
Swifty's Legends (Chris Smith)20vs.47Renford Rejects (Phil Higgs)
What Ever You Do... Do Not Go all In On The First Hand! (Chris Matthews)55vs.54Morning Wood (Chris Deane)
You're my boy, Blue! (Mark Carter)41vs.51Thunderbirds are Go! (Ben Daish)
The Runners Up (Mick Tombs)59vs.65Seasons in the Abyss (Peter Webb)
Once You Pop, you can't Stop! (Ben Daish)37vs.52Big Jons Team (Jon Guy)
A.C Camp (Kevin Paiser)45vs.35Carlito's 2nd String (Waheed Iqbal)
Le Cocknocker Sportiv (Robert Turner)34vs.29Ades Team (Ade Podbury)
Smithy's Schmucks XI (Chris Smith)53vs.52Offence Wins Games, Defence Wins Championships (Kevin Spencer)
The Downward Spiral (Peter Aylward)40vs.67Six Past Norwich (Robert Turner)
Tom's Legend XI (Tom Bray)25vs.49Joes Team 2 (Joe Clark)
Ben's Super XI (Ben Carter)36vs.58HMS Dildo (Sunny Brar)
Miguels Team (Miguel)20vs.19The Most Legendary Team in the World EVER! (Chris Smith)
Arrans Team (Arran Wells)39vs.42Joes Team 3 (Joe Clark)
Sporting Booners (Robert Turner)17vs.58Clarkies Classics (Phil Clarke)
One Skin... Two Skin... Three Skin... (Adam Smith)38vs.36Mix 'N' Match (Chris Matthews)
Kiss My Chuddies FC (James Tombs)36vs.45Cant Touch us (Ben Carter)

Managers eliminated: Tom Bray, Gary Brown, Kiranpal Sall, Louise Merkel, Michelle Ang, Mick Tombs, Ade Podbury, Amanda Podbury, Mark Carter. Better luck next time!

Qualification Round results!


Here are the results of the Qualification round! The first round draw will take place at some point this week (in front of witnesses might I add)

Unlucky Son to Sunny Brar, Mark Carter, Tom Bray, Peter Aylward, Ben Daish and me. Lame. These managers all lose their worst scoring teams for the qualification week.

Qualification Round
PositionManagerPoints
1stPhil Higgs160
2ndChris Matthews145
3rdAdam Smith142
4thGary/Callum Fullbrook123
5thBen Carter119
6thPeter Webb116
7thJoe Clark115
=8thChris Deane113
=8thRobert Turner113
=10thKevin Spencer105
=10thWaheed Iqbal105
12thChris Smith104
13thKevin Paiser99

=14thMark Carter87
=14thPeter Aylward87
16thSunny Brar85
17thBen Daish77
18thJames Tombs76
19thTom Bray74

How it Works

Specific weeks (see below) are set aside as FA cup rounds. The basic idea is that in each round each team will be drawn against another, which is done completely at random so in theory you could get 2 of your teams drawn against eachother. Then, basically which ever team scores the most points in that particular week will progress - the other eliminated. Hence it does'nt matter how well you are doing in the league, its all about how you perform in that specific week.

Obviously, the pattern continues as we lose half of the remaining teams each round, until we are left with 2, and then in the final week the victor will walk away with the cup (which unfortunately is intangible) and the prize money! (which is most definitely real)

In the event of a draw the round is simply replayed the following week until we have a winner. Simple.

One problem however, is the number of teams involved. As you have already noticed, we have 70 teams. The nature of a cup competition means that we need to start with 64 teams to make things neat, hence we must lose 6 teams before we even make the first round draw. How will this be done?

Thats right, a qualification round. This is how it works:

Any manager that only entered 1 team will have that team automatically qualify. Thats already 13 teams qualified. Easy.

Of the remaining 19 managers and 57 teams, we need to lose 6. So, the way I have decided to do this is the same as last year, in the qualification round each manager will have a total score from all 3 teams. The 6 managers who score the lowest scores overall will lose their worst performing team, and the other 13 managers will have all 3 teams entered into the cup. Therefore this means that everybody will have at least 1 team in the cup, and the managers who are consistently good will have more chance of winning.

From then on, the draws will be made, rounds played and hopefully a bit of fun and banter will take place!

Dates

Here are the dates for the FA cup rounds:

Qualifying Round: Sat 10th Sept - Fri 16th Sept (Week 5)

1st Round: Sat 24th Sept - Fri 30th Sept (Week 7)

2nd Round: Sat 15th Oct - Fri 21st Oct (Week 10)

3rd Round: Sat 5th Nov - Fri 11th Nov (Week 13)

Quarter Finals: Sat 26th Nov - Fri 2nd Dec (Week 16)

Semi Finals: Sat 24th Dec - Fri 30th Dec (Week 20)

Final: Sat 21st Jan - Fri 27th Jan (Week 24)

All of these dates cover a full set of premiership fixtures, and will obviously include any carling cup, fa cup, uefa cup or champions league matches that take place in the week too.

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